Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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