I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
how does that bad decision feel?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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