He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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