first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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