i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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