she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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