Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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