I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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