Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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