Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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