Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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