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Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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