HIV tests are more positive than that guy
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Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
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I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
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I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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