i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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