I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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