I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize
