Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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