i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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