i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
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WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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