let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
ttyl tear gas
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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