IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
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They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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