bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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