In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
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Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
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I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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