The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
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New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
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I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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