kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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