Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
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I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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