did you get engaged???
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
