Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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