I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
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Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
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I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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