the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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