He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
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I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
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Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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