Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
return my video game
Kiss
Puke
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Randomize
