he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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