new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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