Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
It's rum buckets o'clock
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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