If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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