Don't you send me to vm
honey bunches of taint.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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