love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Randomize
