he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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