porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
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I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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