Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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