Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize