Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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