problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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