I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
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How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
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I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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