STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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