In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
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I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
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Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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