I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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