Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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