I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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