brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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