He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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