At least make sure they are 18
Why
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
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You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
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Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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