Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I think your dad took our porno
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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